Guys; Things women do NOT want you to do in Bed


There are only a handful of things that can get a woman hooked on to a man, and good se’x is definitely one of them. There is a lot that men got to learn about giving their women the best se’x they would ever have. You can’t learn everything overnight, so let’s start with the don’ts first. Here are things your woman doesn’t want you to do in be’d.

Moving Downtown Straight Away

No, ignoring her lips and heading down south is not erotic. It makes her feel like you’ve made hourly payments and have thus, decided to get to the point with minimal stoppages.

Blowing In Her Ears

Blowing is one thing; trying to force her eardrum out of her other ear is another. Turning deaf while doing it is never sexy.

Manhandling The Brea’sts

Touch and caress all you want. But don’t squeeze her girls too hard. They’re brea’sts, not stress balls. Don’t bite her nip’ples. Don’t be like a dog that is teething and would chew on almost anything. Neither should you twindle them like you’re trying to fine tune a radio station.

Thrusting Like There’s No Tomorrow

A lot of men start pumping like a machine the moment they enter a woman. Be a little gentler, a lot less mechanical. Hold on, do it way it is supposed to be.

Coming Too Soon

If your tap starts to run the moment a woman touches you, you’re going to have a hard time. A lot of men ejaculate much before their women can even realize they are being entered. There are a lot of exercises that enable you to control your orga’sm. Start working on them now!

Not Coming Till Eternity

What do you get out of an hour long pumping session? A woman craving for more se’x? You wish! A numb vag’ina is the answer.

Pushing Her Head Down

Pushing her head down to your tool like you’re trying to shut an overloaded suitcase is a big no-no. If she wants to do it, she will. Don’t force her to go down on you.

Surprising Her

No, of course gifts are nice. Sudden showers of semen on her face are not. Tell her when you’re going to come.

Making Her Take Stupid Positions

She’s not a Khajuraho carving, neither does she want to look like one. If you’re going to test her flexibility in be’d, we suggest you send her for a gymnastics class first.

Suffocating Her

Don’t just lie down on her like a dead whale. Nobody wants to die suffocating under a thick-skinned lazy man, that too nak’ed.

Trying To Find Her Prostate

Venture into anal stimulation only with her permission. There’s no point looking for her prostate because women don’t have one.

Deep Love Bites

A little amount of nibbling is sexy. Just make sure you don’t make her look like a Dalmatian after it is all over.


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